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Vol. I ✦ No. 9 ✦ Monday, November 2, 2026 ✦Late Final ✦Price: Your Dignity
Today’s Strip

I Want Peace So Bad I’ll Kill You

Saturday, October 31, 2026 ✦ No. 9

I Want Peace So Bad I’ll Kill You
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Previously on the Couch

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  1. #8. Real American Machines064Oct 30, 2026
  2. #7. AI Merry Go Round081Oct 28, 2026
  3. #6. Nicki Minaj: Press Secretary?!?!0114Oct 26, 2026
  4. #5. His Greatest Enemy…098Oct 24, 2026
  5. #4. I AM AI, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.099Oct 22, 2026
  6. #3. Please hold, your peace is very important to us…0121Oct 21, 2026
  7. Spider-Sense Senses Bullshit#2. “Real Innovation”0177Oct 20, 2026
  8. #1. Reservation for Peace? Party of Three…033Oct 19, 2026

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A Bunch of CouchFuckers is a Sunday-funnies style political comic: parody portraits of the people running (and ruining) the country, drawn the way your grandparents' newspaper would have — if it swore. New strips whenever the news makes us.

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  4. I AM AI, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.Oct 22, 2026 · 99 reads
  5. His Greatest Enemy…Oct 24, 2026 · 98 reads

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